Swine Flu

As the popularity of swine flu continues to to grow on TV, Internet, and radio and wherever else, it brings to mind my old web-site. As swine flu infects my cell phone, Internet and television, fighting it has become a big distraction. Stopping its spread has inspired me to come up with some unique and wonderful ideas. One idea that popped up was like a new kind of light bulb that with an old attachment. Clearly the link between pigs and police is for humorous purposes only however it is very intriguing to me the connection. A flu is a disease much like a scanner can be for a police department, therefore I just wanted to point out the similarity between saskatoonscanner and swine flu. Too bad swineflu.com is already taken. I wonder if I can sue for stealing my idea? Well there is no point in that because they will never let me win. However, the popularity of swine flu is making me jealous. Even Britney Spears is losing money and popularity to swine flu. I like her and hope she does well in her ventures. Swine flu on the other hand must be stopped so it is funny for me to stop something that I once started. Sort of. Please take this post with a big grain of salt, but not too much as we don't have much left to eat at home as theifs continue to attack saskatoonscanner. Don't worry, the site will never be back. I have no interest in destroying police departments, just swine flu. The whole idea from the start was to bring accountabilty to a city that has suffered unfairly for years. The city is doing better now and my health and family and bank account must be returned to me. Thank you for your support and taking the time to read my sillyness,

Jared Mysko